47 Funny Anonymous Messages To Send Your Friends

Last updated on September 30th, 2024 at 04:55 pm

Do you feel like texting someone, but have nothing in mind?

Then you better try funny anonymous messages, which we will share in this post.

A random text to amaze them and start a chat.

Hopefully, you send these anonymous texts to your best friend or crush, when they need a good laugh.

Funny Anonymous Messages For Friends

With friends, you have inside jokes to same. But they are boring now.

You wish you had something funny and anonymous to share which they won’t expect.

So here are some message examples to send them.

Hey babe, what are you doing? Ready to have some fun? OH, sorry, it was you.
Not sure, Is it me saying that I am grateful to have a friend like you?
I caught you doing something embarrassing today. But I won’t tell anyone, relax.
I have caught you with someone in the mall. Should I tell this to your boyfriend?
You just don’t want to mess with me, at all. Do you know that?
I’m far better than you, do you accept it? Great, say it twice now.
Hope today you will be in big trouble and I get a chance to prove my friendship.
Your photos are everywhere on the internet. You’re a viral sensation.
I know that you are a selfless friend, but you have to think of yourself, too.
Well, I have never seen you that way, but I think I have fallen for you.
Still hoping for the day, when you do something meaningful in your life.
I need you right now, it’s urgent. Let me know how fast you can make yourself available.
What do you think you are, huh? Be sure you know what you are.
I have done many favors for you, and not it’s time to pay them all back.
Share with me your hairdresser’s number. I’ve to complain to them about your style.

Hilarious Anonymous Texts For Your Bestie

You might want to prank your best friend, whenever you wish.

But so long, they now know you and don’t fall for the trap.

So, to have anonymous fun, you can text these hilarious messages to make them laugh.

Let me tell you that you are not my best friend anymore. You are my brother, okay?
Hey, your crush is texting me and saying that she likes me, not you.
I have to say that you are the worst best friend I have ever had in my life.
Got your girlfriend’s message saying that you guys are breaking up.
Hey, this is my official friendship-ending message to you. I can’t keep it up anymore.
I am no longer alive, bestie. This is my ghost texting you to say a final goodbye.
Got tickets to hell for two. I know you visited there, still asking if you wanna join.
Friendship with you is the best and worst thing that happened to me.
When is your birthday? I have to go outstation on the same day.
Just want to check if you are still on earth? Then, please reply if possible.
Thanks to your good night wishes, I wasn’t able to sleep the whole night.
We are besties not boyfriend-girlfriend to exchange silly good morning wishes.
According to me, you are having a rough day today. You’ve to be tough, buddy.
Do you and your girlfriend are not together anymore? Then, why does she keep texting me?
You are the best friend I can have in life. Wish I could say that to you.
I got a connection request from your girlfriend, should I accept it?

Humorous Anonymous Text Messages To Send Anyone

To your crush or partner, you wish to have a fun chat.

You can’t accept another routine of chatting one more time.

So better, if you take ideas from these humorous texts, and send them anonymously, when they least expect it.

What would you do If I decided to break up with you right now? You can start doing it.
I don’t think this is working well. Rather it is working all perfectly great, I’ve to tell you that.
Hey sweetheart, can you please share the name of the lipstick you wore today?
You should be really lucky that you have someone like me in your life.
Oh dear, what would have done in your life when I wasn’t there to support you?
You were looking so different today and I felt something special about you.
I have ordered a large pizza and the last slice left, do you want to have it?
Heard someone is plotting against you. But don’t worry I will save you there.
Can you please send me some money? I’m on a date and the bill is higher than expected.
You don’t want to get none of that, do you? Oh, really? Let me come there.
You know I hate you so much, but I still have to be nice.
Wish I could have a better connection like you have. I’m talking about me.
If you ever think of breaking up with me, know that there’s no connection between us.
Where have you been your entire life? Go back there, I no longer need you.
Do you have something new to share or have the same boring story?
Why are you here on earth, do you have any purpose? Then you’re wasted.

Conclusion

Well, these funny anonymous messages work great when you send at a random time.

Sure they will make your connection laugh.

But you can also send them to start a connection with someone.

Instead of boring ‘Hi, how are you?’, such anonymous messages are a better choice in chat.

You will know it when you try it.

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Ketan P

Blessed with the creative mindset and marketing background, Ketan P. always has interest in improving everyday connection. This blog 'Better Chitter Chetter' is an attempt to provide better texts ideas and examples.