74 Funny Birthday Wishes To Send Anyone Online

Last updated on August 13th, 2024 at 02:24 pm

Typical “Happy birthday!” is never enough. 

Sometimes you want to say something extra. Here extra means, funny birthday wishes mostly. 

If you seek some ideas, let us help you here. 

This article will provide you with funny texts to send on your friend’s or someone’s birthday, to make it a unique wish.

Funny Birthday Wishes For New Connection 

1. Happy birthday! Please share your experience so far on this planet. 
2. To whomever I wish ‘Happy birthday’, they have my bad luck. Do you still want my greeting now? 
3. You didn’t wish me on my birthday. So I’m going to do the same for you. 
4. What’s the point of celebrating a birthday when you remain the same as usual?
5. Let me ask you is it your birthday? Because no wonder why but I don’t feel it. 
6. Many happy returns of the day. No idea how many more times I have to wish you. 
7. If you promise me that you will change, only then I will wish you a ‘Happy birthday’. 
8. Birthdays are for the kids. But for legends, every day is the birthday. 
9. No matter how many birthdays you celebrate you can’t run away from your past. 
10. Happy birthday! So, what are you planning to do that makes you feel special for a day? 
11. You have more than thousands of followers. But It’s only me whose birthday greetings are genuine. 
12. This is the day when you get to meet new people you never know that you are friends with online. 

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Anyone 

1. Birthday wishes to you! I don’t know what to say, as no one wished me either. 
2. Wishing you a very happy birthday and be ready for what to do when others sing birthday songs for you. 
3. This might be our birthday, but a celebration for our family and friends at our cost. 
4. I don’t believe in wishing happy birthday, because such greetings always work adversely. At least for me. 
5. I’m sure that you are so old that you can’t put that number of candles on the cake, right? 
6. Birthday wishes can’t make a person happy. So there’s no point in wishing it either.
7. You have my birthday wishes already. I’m just waiting for the birthday cake. 
8. Do you also know that those who celebrate more birthdays are getting older faster? 
9. Look at your age, you are not allowed to be on this platform. But happy birthday anyway!
10. On this great day, one of the crazy people of the century was born.
11. I am grateful for this day, without you, my life won’t be this interesting but boring. 
12. Do you have a birthday today? That means that you are not downloaded but born. 

Witty Happy Birthday Wishes For Online Friend

1. If you think that today I will be easy on you. even I will be hard for you on this special day. 
2. So hard to find people like you. This day should be a national holiday and the entire world has to celebrate it by staying at home. 
3. Thought you would get my happy birthday wishes anyway. Nah, you have to work for it. 
4. I can’t be at your place and wish you a happy birthday. So I have sent a ghost there and he will give you the perfect gift you deserve.
5. Dear friend, our birthday could be happy for us, but not for the others. 
6. And this is the only day when I think you can say something. You have my permission. 
7. Wish I could send you some birthday presents. But I have no money, can I borrow it from you? 
8. You should respect me because I’m the only one who remembers your birthday in a real sense. 
9. I think a lot of people already wished you on birthday. So if I don’t wish, you won’t have any issues, right? 
10. What’s the matter with your birthday? You think that you should celebrate this day!
11. Don’t worry, friend. Even if you are cutting the cake all alone, I’m here to sing a birthday song for you. 
12. From the day you were born, I have stopped celebrating my birthday. 

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

1. So congrats on leaving the ‘girl’ category and entering to ‘lady’ department. 
2. You can let it out about how you feel about your birthday. You don’t have to celebrate it, just because others want to. 
3. Best wishes on your birthday. I hope you won’t mind if I ask you how old are you. 
4. You don’t look your age. It’s up to you however you take it. 
5. Oh, is your birthday today? That’s why I felt so special this morning. 
6. I hope that your all wishes come true by this new year, including making me yours.
7. Hey girl, this platform tells me that it’s your birthday, so I’m writing to you. otherwise, I don’t feel it’s true.
8. May this new year you find the perfect Botox treatment to hide your age. 
9. I know some make-up artists if you want to look young at tonight’s birthday celebration. 
10. You might seem happy but I know that you are crying that you are getting older. A sad birthday wishes.
11. Please hold your tears, you can’t cry right now. You can do it when this day is over. 
12. If you want to know who are your real supporters, try hiding your birth date. And, see who wishes you on your birthday. 

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

1. In this new year, I wish that you get settled in life, career, and relationship. or at least in one department. 
2. What a special day it is, it’s my dog’s birthday as well. Happy birthday to both, doggies. 
3. Hey dude, why does your birthday come so fast?  I feel like we celebrated it last month. 
4. This is the day you were come on earth; it can’t be your birthday. It should be nine months later. 
5. Year after year you are not going to improve a bit. So I’m not going to waste my good ‘happy birthday’ wishes on you. 
6. This is the only day when I’m not going to play any pranks on you. so you can come out without any worries. 
7. Wow, so this is the official day to insult you even harder. You can’t stop me from that, dear friend. 
8. Just because you don’t feel that you are getting older, doesn’t mean that your age stopped. Remember that. Anyway, happy birthday!
9. I am here for you and I will be here for you. so don’t worry, we all get old. Better if we just forget about grey hair and cut the cake.
10. Birthdays are the reason to party hard. Otherwise, we party every day even without any reason. 
11. Promise me that even if you celebrate your 40 or 50th birthday, you will be the same. 
12. I have created a birthday joke for you. But I’m afraid that what if instead of laughing your soul will come out. 

Short Funny Birthday Wishes For Anyone

1. You are no longer the same. But, you are the same. HBD!
2. From one crazy person to another weird person, happy birthday!
3. Looking older: Yes. Acting wiser: Not at all!
4. Happy birthday, dear! Where’s the cake, by the way? 
5. Getting older isn’t fun. But we still have to celebrate it. 
6. This is the only day when everyone around is happy for you. 
7. Make it a memorable day, not for you but for us, of course. 
8. Not all birthday wishes are happy. You should know that. 
9. Let’s celebrate your birthday by working harder. 
10. Hey, I’m really glad that you were born on this day. 
11. Look at you, not at them. They have no idea how old you are. 
12. I still can’t believe that are you born. 
13. No way, you are older than me. I just got to know it now. 
14. Happy belated birthday! Lol, I’m so early for your next birthday. 

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Conclusion

While everyone flooding their chatbox with ‘Happy birthday’ wishes, you want to say something memorable. 

If this is your new connection, match, online friend, or anyone, you better try these funny birthday wishes in chat. 

We hope that these funny ways to greet someone’s happy birthday are enough for you. 

Before sending this, you have to be sure that they won’t offended by it.

Because they might not be ready for such witty and crazy birthday greetings.

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Blessed with the creative mindset and marketing background, Ketan P. always has interest in improving everyday connection. This blog 'Better Chitter Chetter' is an attempt to provide better texts ideas and examples.

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