79 Funny & Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh Over Chat

The guy you date cares for your smile. That, he does anything to make you laugh.

Now it’s your time to make him laugh over text.

Fine, if you have no jokes to share. You don’t need that.

Because here we are sharing the best funny and flirty texts to make a guy laugh while chatting with him next time.

Funny Text Messages To Make Him Laugh

1. Well, I have enough teddy bears at home, now I want you. 
2. Can you please get out of my mind so I can focus on my study? 
3. I’m so jealous of your video games, you love them more than me. 
4. Wish someone would steal your bike because it has all the attention that I want. 
5. I want to be with you all the time and keep annoying you because I just love that. 
6. Everyone has a different passion in their life. But I forgot about mine when I met you. 
7. Most people have something to do in their free time, and I want to do it. 
8. I’m so sorry to friendzone you at first. But now I realize my mistake, though. 
9. Now you can leave your pet at to shelter home. You have me now, already. 
10. This connection feels so special to me as if I found my lost brother after many years. 
11. Most friends talking a lot about you lately. Did you spell magic on them, too? 
12. You are cute that’s your advantage otherwise, no one dares to come that close to me. 
13. Honestly, even if you didn’t have those cute puppies, I would fall for you anyway. 
14. You are the chapter of my life that I want to read over and over again. 
15. I think you become my new obsessions and I don’t want to get rid of you anyway.
16. Because of you, my entire playlist is full of love and romantic songs. 

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Flirty Texts To Make A Guy Laugh In The Morning

1. Listen, I have an important presentation today. So, please don’t come to my mind. 
2. If you are waiting for the right day to make a move on me, this is the perfect one. 
3. Before any girl falls for you, I want to make you mine today. 
4. You have taken my heart already, no I don’t ask it back. You just give yours. 
5. Girls never make a move on guys, unless that guy like you. 
6. I might sound impatient now, but you are not someone I want to lose. 
7. Today I’m going to do something that most girls don’t, and that is to propose to you. 
8. I want to reach your heart, can you give me the fastest route? 
9. You are hot, you are cool and I love both sides. 
10. I think you are eligible to apply for my ‘boyfriend’ role. 
11. That one look and I’m in love. That’s the fastest way someone ever falls in love. 
12. I’m so crazy about you that you can ever imagine. 
13. I think my heart would be safer with you than it is with me. 
14. When I saw you for the first time, I had given up on my celebrity crush. 
15. There’s no way any girl will take my place in your life, I’m sure you know that well.

Funny Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh Long Distance

1. Every time I think of you, I smile. And people around me ask why do you smile all day. 
2. You have no idea how much I wait for you and have those silly chats. 
3. Relax buddy, take a rest. You need to run to my mind the whole day. 
4. There was a time when I was addicted to food. Now to you. 
5. Since you are in my life, I no longer feel my home. I feel like my home is away. 
6. Dude, you drive me so crazy and I have to give a fine for that. 
7. Forgive me for staring at you for so long. I have never met a guy like you before. 
8. I could be a great girlfriend, you just give me a chance. 
9. For a hot guy like you, it’s no good idea to remain so shy.
10. I want to make most girls feel jealous, can you be my boyfriend? 
11. Hope you don’t mind that I said to everyone that we are dating. 
12. We might start as a friend. But I think it’s time to promote each other for the next role.
13. A friendship with you is beneficial to me in many ways. Does it mean we are the friends-with-benefits? 
14. You are the first guy to make me feel like I should act more like a girl. 
15. You are crazy, but that’s the reason why I fell for you. 
16. Let’s copyright our love story otherwise, someone will make a movie on it.

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Flirty Texts To Make A Guy Laugh At Night

1. Who cares who falls first? We are going to fall in bed tonight, that’s it.
2. So far I had a great experience with you, now let’s see what’s new you bring tonight. 
3. This night is all on me and I am ready to do whatever you have will say. 
4. Been practicing for a very long. And I’m so excited to perform with grace tonight. 
5. Right now I’m waiting for you as someone is waiting to cut the cake at 12. 
6. Next morning I want to wake up next to you. For that, you have to come here. 
7. Hey, I have great fun during the daytime. I want to check if you are having fun at night, too.
8. This night is going to be long and I don’t want to spend it all alone. 
9. You are so cool and I’m hot, let’s see who is going melt first tonight. 
10. Today I had such a rough day, and with you, I want to have a rough night, too. 
11. Before sleeping at night and when I woke up, you were on my mind. What were you doing in my mind the whole night? 
12. I am alone and scared, can you please come over and stay at my place tonight? 
13. Hey, tonight I want you to come home early. Of course, I’m cooking something. 
14. Tonight I’m thinking of doing something naughty with you, be present on time.
15. I like how you always wish me ‘good night’, but also sad that you never do anything to make it good. 
16. How cruel are you? You know how much I need you and you are still not here with me.

Hot Flirty Texts To Make Your Guy Laugh Through Text

1. You are multi-talented and I want you to try in different positions. 
2. Vacancy for different roles, and I think you are perfect for each. 
3. I can write an entire essay on you, but you need to remove that short. 
4. I had a fantasy about you and I think that could be reality if you are ready. 
5. Most friends in my group call you ‘Hot’ and I’m very cool about it. 
6. If love is in the air, then why does it make me feel wet every time? 
7. Didn’t get a chance to go to the gym, can you be here and help me burn some calories?
8. My dog barked at you not because it didn’t recognize you. But because of jealousy. 
9. I like Netflix and if you like to chill, let’s do it together. 
10. So how do you feel having the hottest girlfriend in your group?
11. I never let any guys know my address, but I’m giving you an open invitation.
12. Sorry to think something dirty for you, but I can’t stop myself. 
13. Because I can’t sleep well because of you. Now I won’t let you sleep as well. 
14. Please come here with your extra hoody, because I will keep the one with me. 
15. No matter how much time we spend together, I always want more of you. 
16. Hey, I am feeling so cold, please come over and give me some heat. 

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Conclusion

It’s not only a guy’s job to keep doing exciting and funny things. 

You can do it with your one-liners if not jokes. 

We hope that with these flirty and funny texts to send over text, you make a guy laugh out loud like never before. 

It’s just to have a better chat with a guy. Yes, let the fun going from both ends. 

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Blessed with the creative mindset and marketing background, Ketan P. always has interest in improving everyday connection. This blog 'Better Chitter Chetter' is an attempt to provide better texts ideas and examples.

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